Life Support

While watching the Cricket the other night my wife and I were discussing life and death.
I told her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some
machine and relying on fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She promptly got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.

Some days I hate being married to a smart bitch.

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